Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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