You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
God, I missed his penis.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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