But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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