fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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