if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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