i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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