Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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