so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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