So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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