their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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