We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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