Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
