i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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