He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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