i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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