Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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