Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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