guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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