i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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