apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The ass gains better be worth it
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