How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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