Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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