Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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