So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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