so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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