dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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