oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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