I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
