Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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