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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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