She's JV to your varsity
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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