who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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