do herpes really smell.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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