I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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