found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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