im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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