just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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