we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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