I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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