he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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