New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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