Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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