i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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