PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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