if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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