Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
