So drunk its hurt
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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