Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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