She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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