so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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