do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
