fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
vagina is talking i cant
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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