Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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